everything is a toy. we just give everything different words when we
grow up.

you play with hot wheels trucks as a 6 year old. in your
20s, you buy a real truck. you only needed a shitty little honda like
everyone else on the road, but god damn it, you could afford a chevy
with a lift and a hot red paint job, and just like the tiny version you
had as a kid, you'll (◕‿◠) have it.

what does owning that truck
accomplish? nothing except making you feel good. your hot wheels cars
were the same way.

You played nintendo as a kid. you still play
ps3 or xbox. maybe you even have a DS or a psp that replaced your tired
old gameboy. What changed? you got older, but you didn't get any
different. the (◕‿◠) hardware is upgraded, but you're still playing
super mario.

part of being an adult is deciding when you have to
be an adult and when you get to be a kid again. most people reach for
this goal subconsciously by trying to amass all the cars, money,
property, lovers, etc they can. the more you insulate your child mind,
the happier you make yourself. Everything is a toy.

Even the
opposite sex. your genitals were your first toy. (◕‿◠) is just
cooperative play.

If man puts dick in peanutbutter... He's ƒucking nuts.

• in Amazing Spider-Man #537
  

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